Showing posts with label Boy-child. Show all posts
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Friday, August 9, 2013

Health Food!?

Butter-Free Banana Bread

Printer- (and sanity-) friendly recipe minus pics & rambling.

This is my first food-related post, and the recipe related herein is totally awesome. I'm no Atkins groupie, nor vegan, nor a cholesterol- or fat-o-phobe, but believe in good, wholesome ingredients. The biggest thing I try to watch is my own diet is the ratio of total fat to saturated fat, which commercial food packaging makes easy to track. Generally, I aim to keep the U.S. Recommended Daily Allowance percent of "total fat" lower than "saturated fat". Since dairy fat is usually lopsided two-to-one on the wrong side of such an equation, I felt pretty glum the first time I made my own banana bread and saw it called for almost an entire stick of butter. Frowny face, indeed!
What could be done?


After about a year of tinkering, I came up with a product that still keeps the delicious texture of "original" banana bread, based on a recipe from the Joy of Cooking.

Butter is out, other delicious and healthy fats are in, bananas and nuts and whole grain flour are in. This recipe also happens to be salt- and sugar-reduced, though loses nothing by it.

Once you get the hang of it, you will be able to churn out a loaf in under fifteen minutes, minus baking time. This time around, I slowed down to take pictures and let my lovely son Emmett help out in a few places. He loves grinding the nuts, though tends to get distracted.


If you're quick in the kitchen, you can start the oven pre-heating to 350 degrees Fahrenheit, or if you're a little slower, maybe compile and prep some of your ingredients first:
Ok, the recipe:

  • Thoroughly mash:

2 very ripe bananas (about one cup). I use frozen chunks (that I remember to thaw), so I sometimes have to guesstimate. If you have only perfect yellow bananas, doing this step first and adding 1-2 tablespoons of water to the mash will help it come to resemble the real thing by the time you're ready to fold in the bananas. Save for the last step.


  • Chop or grind:

1/2 cup walnuts, or have your helper do it, then set aside









  • Measure and whisk:

1 1/3 cups flour. I use about half whole wheat.
1/2 teaspoon baking powder. Aluminum-free if you're into that.
1/2 teaspoon salt. The salty kind.
1/2 teaspoon baking soda.

Whisk this batch together and set aside while you work with the fats and sugar.




  • Measure and blend:

10 tablespoons milled flaxseed.
2 tablespoons cooking oil. (I prefer grapeseed)
The flaxseed exudes oil in the cooking process, and I find that blending a more conventional source helps with the texture.
1/3 cup sugar.




Mix.

You're almost done!


  • Combine the flax, oil, and sugar with your flour/salt/leavening mixture from earlier.

At this point you might be weighing the big pile of dry ingredients against two eggs, some nuts, and some mashed bananas, and be tempted to add some water.
Be strong though, it'll come together when you...


  • Fold in:

2 lightly beaten eggs
Chopped nuts

Mashed bananas... and VoilĂ !

Now you have an incredible, creamy batter just begging to be smoothed flat into a greased loaf pan and baked for 50-55 minutes. At 350°, if you recall. A toothpick inserted near the middle of the loaf should come out clean or nearly clean.

Take out the steaming loaf with all due care, cool it as much as you want, slice, and devour!
If you are the decadent sort and just can't resist an extra dollop of butter on top, just remember that it'll still be healthier than the original recipe, and the omega-3 oils and fiber will be helping behind the scenes even with the normal amount of calories.

These loaves can keep for over a week if refrigerated, but why would you want to do that?

Let me know what YOU think.


Saturday, July 20, 2013

Concept of Self

I feel like the act of blogging is deeply personal.
Some folks manage to make it "all about the (food/art/sport/you-name-it)," but so often the author's personality intrudes, or in many cases a blog's entire existence is simply a shout into the void, "Ego sum!" or something like that... my Latin is pretty rusty.

It's been awhile since I've posted to this blog, although the technical wonders and parenting moments I tend to write about still abound. I'm working on an exhaustive list of automotive gas mileages (and electric ranges and efficiency ratings) that so far seems oddly lacking from the online world, but that's a pretty big project. My boy would like to think he's four years old already -- he snatched a candle saying as much out of the display while cutely pushing his shopping cart in our local grocery store (pic). Also, he knows more about engineering and the sciences than I probably did at ten, or twenty for some things. From cooking to simple levers and flying birds, I do what I can to coach the boy, and the rest he learns often as not from tearing things apart. 
Like father, like son I guess.
Obviously I think he's great.
OK, end ADDled cute kid moment (I'll restrain myself from including any pictures of good old Howie Dog) and back to talking about myself, which is the point of this post.

Anyone who's ever Googled themselves only to discover, to their horror, that DOPPELGANGERS HAVE STOLEN THEIR IDENTITIES probably knows what I'm talking about here. If you scope out the new "about me" bar on the right side of this page, you may notice that the current (7/20/2013) blurb is essentially a rant about people who aren't me.

According to the wonders of the internet, there's also a Matthew Wise in Colorado scamming single women for child support, the retired baseball player who spent just enough time in the show to snatch the Matt_Wise wikipedia entry, and even someone else who has the gall to participate in triathlons (although if you may note, I'm the one who's usually in the top ten percent of finishers ;) http://athlinks.com/racer/results/151486255).

Sorry to brag; it's just I feel so insecure. Honestly, I may not be the most important "me" out there -- maybe the Maryland psychologist has done some good work, or perhaps one of the people behind the 142 other hits on LinkedIn has done something of greater note than almost finish a Bachelor's degree in English.

It's kind of sobering; maybe I'll have to start that stand-up career or enter astronaut school after all.

Friday, February 8, 2013

Smoothies and Privacy

Ah, parenting! My boy wraps up his first full week of preschool today. Not sure if or how we should celebrate. He seems remarkably chill about the whole thing...
 Last Friday (after only two days), I took him for a treat at the local JuiceLand. Might do so again today!

I hope that one day I'll get around to posting the video of his first day (or, more accurately, the trip to drop him off), but I have a feeling I should edit it a bit for anonymity. What do you lovely readers think?


Sometimes it's hard to make the right choices, and harder to know which one is right. More on this later...
Also, a thoughtful video about the evolution of parenting as a child grows.
Also also, I was surprised to discover that such a thing as the Air Barrier Association of America existed. I wonder if Rule 34 applies...

Friday, February 1, 2013

First day of school, last creek hike.

My boy started pre-school yesterday. This mark of progress is bittersweet, of course (and I'm not just talking about the financial burden of a private pre-school). While his new occupation frees up some of my time to pursue schoolwork and business ventures, it seriously curtails our previous father/son always-adventuresome dynamic. Morning creek walks with our little dog Howie, trips to the Austin Children's Museum (where we'd just gotten a family membership!), launching rockets, and baking from a 30-yr-old copy of Kinder-Krunchies (courtesy of my local Discovery Toys sales rep)... The thoughtful activities that I hoped made me a particularly awesome dad will have to be pared down to fit into the tiny bit of day left between his nap and dinner. And I presume his mom will still want him some times... :-/
At least I've got a few pictures of the good ol' days!